Somebody Decided

Privacy

Last updated November 11, 2026

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Somebody Decided Analytics

Somebody Decided Analytics is a private tool used only by the show's producer. It reads the show's own YouTube channel statistics, such as views, watch time, subscribers gained and where views came from, so the producer can see which episodes and clips are working.

• What it can access: only the Somebody Decided YouTube channel, through Google's YouTube Analytics and YouTube Data APIs, with read-only permission. It cannot upload, edit, delete or comment on anything.
• What it stores: the channel's statistics, kept on the producer's own computer. YouTube reports these as totals; they contain no information about individual viewers.
• What it shares: nothing. The data is never sold, shared, or used for advertising.
• Google's rules: the tool's use of information received from Google APIs adheres to the Google API Services User Data Policy, including the Limited Use requirements.
• Turning it off: the channel owner can remove the tool's access at any time at myaccount.google.com/permissions, and Google's own privacy policy covers YouTube.

Contact

Questions about this page can be sent through the Somebody Decided channel on YouTube.